Experience #2- Tortured At the Dentist

So a couple weeks ago I was at the dentist for a routine cleaning. The dentist was sort of... well, aggressive. She was a new lady who really wasn't afraid to dig in. She showed absolutely no mercy while she vigorously scraped my gums until she needed to get the little mouth vacuum JUST TO SUCK UP THE BLOOD!

So anyways, you know that little hose that they use to rinse out your mouth? Well, she decided to put the hose in my mouth, but not the vacuum, and walk away. My mouth immediately begins to fill up with water and overflow! I begin to gag and spit the water all over my little dentist bib, but the water just keeps coming! By the time the dentist came and removed the hose, I was gasping for breath.

So after the traumatizing experience, I was talking to my brother Matt (who had 3 cavities, haha). When telling him the story of the evil dentist, and the water, we realize that: I HAD BEEN WATERBORADED AT THE DENTIST! That's right, waterboarded! At a routine dentist check-up! Only me..